THE STEERING COLUMN

The other day, I stopped in a parking lot under a tree to add more oil.  While I am busy working on the car, Betty likes to read a book.  Since it was shady, she opted to sit on the curb, unaware that she was also sitting on an anthill.  Probably about two pages into her reading, she twitched a little and then stood up abruptly.  Now, I don't ever recall "having ANTS IN MY PANTS", but seeing someone else with this condition, I found quite amusing.  Ants cause people to exercise in unusual ways with rapid repetitive motions!  It also causes them to rapidly survey the area in all directions, not once, but twice, apparently to ascertain whether immediate disrobing is necessary.  Apparently it was decided that disrobing wasn't required, but IMMEDIATE removal of the ants was required by reaching in and dragging them out as soon as possible.  

Folks, amusement is where you find it!

......AND THAT'S ALL PART OF MOTORING.......